cat feed

Stupid ni*er eats and sex w cat and blowjob

how was your cat feed

by lovethat^$^&$^%$ May 2, 2023

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Maned Cat

A really big, floofy cat. In other words a Maine Coon.

A: OH MY GAWD LOOK A MANED CAT!
B: What-
A: WHAT KIND IS IT?!

B: A Maine-
A: OH MY GOD SO CUTE!

by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021

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(k-ah-t); noun

This term can be used to describe two different meanings:
1. A demonic being ready to attack at any moment before you can think
2. The most adorable little fluff ball on earth that will beg and beg to be pet

These two meanings, surprisingly, can describe the same creature over the course of just ten minutes. This dramatic change can happen by doing only one thing; feeding them. Now, if you own one of these peculiar creatures and it is not feeding time yet, please, please run and hide. Unless you are willing to have an enormous scratch across your forehead and a cat sat on top of your dead body, of course.

"the cat sat on my homework" or "look at your cat! He is so cute!" or "RUN. Steve hasn't had his treats yet.."

by BROCCOLIMONSTER June 4, 2025

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Cat

The most precious things on earth. More family than friend. Cats reign supreme. Is either very angelic or a little twit that goes out the whole day and only comes back for treats. If you own cats, you better treat em like the king or queen they are. Work your ass off the serve them. Great for companionship and an asshole when you're trying to sleep.

Cat lover: "cats>dogs"
Dog lover: "ain't that the truth" *becomes cat lover*

by Guest06901 February 19, 2022

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