fart weasel

A pet name given to one's preteen step child

Hey fart weasel, it's time for supper!

by Graygoose1111 November 29, 2016

dung weasel

a smelly person, who employs underhanded tactics, so as to make them untrustworthy. An untrustworthy person who is simultaneously foul-smelling.

She is a lying, dirty dung weasel.

That guy I work with is an under-handed dung weasel.

by Kristin76 February 7, 2007

Yanking the weasel

The act of ones pulling on his/her DICK! Also known as weasling yourself, stroking the weasel meat.

Wow, i walked in on my dad, and he was yanking the weasel!

by cghfghfghfghfgh January 17, 2009

poon weasel

A guy who hangs around parties and steal other people's girls.
He bounces from one group to the next stealing girls and eventually ends up at parties where he doesn't really know anybody but he is just trying to steal some poon.

This guy Paul was at my house party being a total poon weasel.

by Schlik1 April 30, 2009

Dick Weasel

A guy that tries to get involved in sex between a couple, usually in a sneaky fashion. He is not opposed to dp to get in between aforementioned sex, because as everyone knows, dp (whether softcore or otherwise) as long as balls dont touch, you arent homosexual

Tony: sooo, youre girl is looking pretty hot tonight...

Shawn: dude, stop being a dick weasel; we arent having a threesome

by Tequila Mockingbird October 16, 2008

ass weasel

One who frequently gives others rimjobs and derives satisfaction from it.

Louise is such an ass weasel, she always has her head up someone's butt.

by TresEquis April 8, 2004

shit weasel

a person who is of no use to society (slang)

get outta here you shit weasel!!

by crabman250 January 9, 2010