A unicorn kiss is where you get down on your hands and knees and tuck your dick back between your thighs. Your partner enters you anally with a strap-on attached to his\her forehead and gives you a blowjob at the same time.
by jaNDSBOB June 2, 2012
Get the Unicorn Kissmug. (v): when you put a strap-on dildo on your head (so you look like a Unicorn) and and then fuck the shit out of your girl(or guy) until she(or he) screams your name.
Chris: "Dude i heard your girl spent the night"
Edward: "Yeah! I gave her the ol' Russian Unicorn!"
Chris: "Nice!"
That guy over there looks like he's ready for the Russian Unicorn.
Edward: "Yeah! I gave her the ol' Russian Unicorn!"
Chris: "Nice!"
That guy over there looks like he's ready for the Russian Unicorn.
by Soviet Alliance November 26, 2010
Get the Russian Unicornmug. A term loosely applied to preteen and young teenage girls who seem to be living half-inside a fantasy world. Symptoms include overuse of makeup (specifically glitter and eyeshadow), taking horse-riding lessons, wearing multiple bracelets and other tacky jewelery, reading medieval romance novels, et cetera. NOT to be confused with goths.
"J.B. put big smudges of purple over her eyes, then rubbed glitter over her cheeks. She's got a serious case of Unicorn Syndrome going on.. I don't think she realizes how stupid she looks."
by Tomanton February 11, 2005
Get the Unicorn Syndromemug. -noun
Refers to any strain of marijuana so incredibly rare and potent that it may as well be mythological. Not to be confused with "celebrity" strains such as White Widow or chronic weed (marijuana laced with cocaine).
Unicorn strains are generally nameless yet will produce an extremely powerful high comparable with that of any premier breed. Such marijuana is typically produced by only a handful of minor or private growers, leading to its obscurity and low circulation.
Refers to any strain of marijuana so incredibly rare and potent that it may as well be mythological. Not to be confused with "celebrity" strains such as White Widow or chronic weed (marijuana laced with cocaine).
Unicorn strains are generally nameless yet will produce an extremely powerful high comparable with that of any premier breed. Such marijuana is typically produced by only a handful of minor or private growers, leading to its obscurity and low circulation.
This bud is ridiculously good, you're not going to run into weed like this again for long time. It's fucking unicorn weed man.
by Pete the Cheat December 16, 2009
Get the unicorn weedmug. This zone is occupied by women who are less than a 5 on the crazy scale and more than an 8 on the hot scale. These women are in fact unicorns; they don't exist. If you find a unicorn, safely and carefully capture it. Many tests need to be run on these creatures in an effort to replicate their characteristics.
John- "Dude, I think Jane is in the unicorn zone."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
by MarkALicIous July 30, 2015
Get the unicorn zonemug. An individual who can communicate with "Unicorns". Meaning that individual is in touch with all things exceptional, unique and magical.
by Munxx March 25, 2009
Get the Unicorn Whisperermug. Flirtations, sexual, or intimate advances that will not come to fruition. Typically on the internet via instant messaging two parties are talking and one makes comments about things that will never happen or have a very low chances of occuring. These low chances of fruition are typically barred by distance, attraction, or status.
Guy in Moscow: You are hot!
Girl in LA: Thanks, so are you!
Guy in Moscow: What are you doing?
Girl in LA: Relaxing at home.
Guy in Moscow: Wish I could help you relax some more.
Girl in LA: That would be sweet - tee hee.
Guy in Moscow: Can I come over and give you a massage?
Girl in LA: Ummm.. and you're 10,000 miles away.. so cut the Unicorn Talk and talk real or get on a plane and put out or just shut up.
Guy in Moscow: Oh, sorry! Didn't realize I was dealing with such a fine sophisticate with a good head on her shoulders! Guy in Moscow: So what bands are you into?
Girl in LA: Only the good stuff: Owl City, Dragonette, Stevie Nicks..
Girl in LA: Thanks, so are you!
Guy in Moscow: What are you doing?
Girl in LA: Relaxing at home.
Guy in Moscow: Wish I could help you relax some more.
Girl in LA: That would be sweet - tee hee.
Guy in Moscow: Can I come over and give you a massage?
Girl in LA: Ummm.. and you're 10,000 miles away.. so cut the Unicorn Talk and talk real or get on a plane and put out or just shut up.
Guy in Moscow: Oh, sorry! Didn't realize I was dealing with such a fine sophisticate with a good head on her shoulders! Guy in Moscow: So what bands are you into?
Girl in LA: Only the good stuff: Owl City, Dragonette, Stevie Nicks..
by hadrianm August 26, 2009
Get the Unicorn Talkmug.