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Virus

get the fuck off of my pc you ugly fat fucking rat. i don't like ur ads, I only like the ones that are free ad blockers. anyways download this :D --> totallynotavirus.exe(fake)
by Kool Cid 3.0 boi March 9, 2021
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Julian Virus

When you're sick but according to a doctor that you paid, he says your not contagious. But then everyone that you came into contact with starts to get sick and cause them to miss St. Patricks day drinking.
"Guys the doctor said im not contagious, I dont have the Julian virus"

"You guys did not get sick because of me, the Julian virus is not a thing"
by clutchie112 March 20, 2024
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Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher

A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.
“Bro I did the Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher yesterday
What the fuck you’re disgusting
by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025
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Cocksucka virus

The virus that makes the one who has contracted it irresistibly want sucking someone else's dick.
Do not go to Turkey. At least now when Cocksucka virus is on the loose there. And avoid swimming in the Agayen sea too.
by Murdoc Kylburne January 18, 2018
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virus spam tingz

If you get spammed by your friend with random digits or letters, this is the only legal way to react.
Friend: JDNXENLS9X

nexoely9

kdkeox8 dich

ebfn8ce8k DIY x

You: Virus spam tingz
by tragicTingz June 3, 2020
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typo virus

When a popular website is remade with a slightly different name, you accidentally go to that fake website, it can give you a virus. thus the name, typo virus.

-- one of these websites is goole.com a remake of google.com a popular search engine. just by mistyping google you can get a virus. dont worry, goole.com is not a virus, just someone trying to make a popular website.
Yesterday i got a typo virus by forgetting to type the second "g" in google, now i have to pay to get that fixed.
by almightynino July 25, 2016
mugGet the typo virusmug.

purple monkey virus

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by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer February 22, 2022
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