pokemon

something that 8 year old play
and its cool

Ash: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022

Pokemon

A game series where 10 year olds shove monsters into tiny balls and make them kill eachother for sport.

Mum: Dennis! What the hell are you doing?
Dennis: Im trying to get this dog into this Pokéball!
Mum: this isn't pokemon! It's real life!

by Sornock May 3, 2023

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024

Pokemon Nerd

A person that knows way too much about pokemon.

Person 1: Bro I can name all the pokemon from generation 1!
Person 2: You're such a pokemon nerd, my guy.

by MerMaidgirl_456 January 12, 2024

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon

a way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon it is my way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!

by Léonard October 28, 2023

Street Pokemon

Friendly non-discriminatory neighborhood prostitute..."gotta love 'em all"

Our local prostitute told me she makes men, women and people happy. She's a real Street Pokemon...gotta love'em all.

by Renicus January 20, 2023

Pokemon Go

Pokemon GO is a popular fitness/pokemon game that is making a big comeback in 2019 after some setbacks in previous years. The game now doesn't crash and is up dated often

Pokemon GO is GOD

by Themastersword September 8, 2019