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Christian

This person is the most stupid and insignificant person you will ever meet it. It is truly enlightening to be away from this spasticate piece of shit.i have put myself under exigent demand to inform you how confined his knowledge is,if you would like to lose brain cells I recommend you to converse with a Christian on a daily basis
Yo dude that guy is such a Christian
He shit himself while watching the lion king two because the lions scared him
by jackja February 26, 2019
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A real dickswazler.
"What's related to the name Christian?"
"Oh, easy: Dickswazler."
by CRES21123 May 8, 2019
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A white fuckboy who is extremely cocky and will eventually show up to school thinking it's the shooting range.
by White Man20 October 15, 2018
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Someone who is very loving with a big heart who comes into someone's life unexpectedly and is very attractive and muscular. Christian likes to fool around and be a clown but once it goes too far he will snap. He is very athletic and loves sports he is a extremely nice happy kid that can be annoying at times but doesn't mean harm.
I wish I can be that kid Christian
by 50 Christian March 14, 2017
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He's annoying.
Christian: I'm annoying
Other people: yup
by imfataf March 29, 2019
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christian is the funniest and coolest guy ever. if you ever need something just ask him. christian is very intelligent and lets you cheat off of him. christian always makes unfunny jokes that still somehow make you laugh (he laughs at everything). christian is the best friend anyone could ask for.
Guy 1: Hey remember Christian?
Guy 2: Oh yeah him, i love him
Guy 1: Well he won the nobel peace prize
by Tyrone And Chad September 3, 2020
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Christian is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He knows exactly how to cheer you up when your sad, and he knows how make you smile every single day. You fall more and more in love with him every single day. He knows what to say about all of your problems. His beautiful smile and luscious lips makes you want to kiss them non stop. You can never get him out of your mind and you constantly want to be with him. Once you find him he, he's the love of your life and you WILL MARRY HIM. He gives amazing cuddles and amazing kisses. He has a full 8 pack, and amazing hair with amazing blue eyes. He is tall, handsom, and has an amazing butt. Overall, Christian is perfect with his amazing qualities, personality, and looks.
Girl 1: I want to date Christian he's so perfect
Girl 2: No he's mine and I'm marrying him
by NG1234 December 12, 2018
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