Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
The person everyone loves to fuck but no one admits to it. The one that never gets introduced to friends or relatives. Is frequently taken out and played with but never discussed.
by MizGided July 25, 2022
by somechickk11 March 30, 2011
(Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)
Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??
You: On the chair closet.
Friend: ???
Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??
You: On the chair closet.
Friend: ???
by FHxdhftgf January 23, 2018
When your girlfriend is knee deep in housework and you ambush her while she's putting clothes away, get her all folded up in the corner of the closet like a cheap lawn chair & bang the daylights out of her. After, you pull one of her shirts off the hanger to wipe up with.
Stacie was super busy putting clothes away, when Eric totally snuck up on her & gave her a heavy dose of the ol' closet crunch.
by ms super funnier than eric November 15, 2011