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Sponge Painted

When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.
Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.
by Liseee82 September 4, 2017
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cheese the sponge

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.
All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!
by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013
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Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.
Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.
by seanmft April 23, 2014
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spong

A water pipe a.k.a. Bong specifically designed to smoke Crystal Meth.
Did you see uncle Shadys new Spong he was smoking with? He's gonna be tweaking for a tweek or two!
by Oregon_Stoner-420 February 21, 2021
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Sponge

To bust a bunch of holes in anything, usually a house. Most likely using a gun.
1: That guy fucked me over some money!
2: Let's sponge his house.
1: Got my gat with me, let's go.
by BloodFactory June 12, 2015
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Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.
"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"
by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014
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Sponge-bobbed

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.
Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him
by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021
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