Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

Banana Split

To spread apart both ass cheeks and fart continuously for an extended amount of time.

I gave my sister a banana split while she was sleeping in bed.

by 2_Hot_4_U January 12, 2005

Carl Edward Jordan Split

One person plays the role of banana, and lies down on a futon. The other two play the roles of ice cream and whipped cream. Toppings, like fudge, cherries, warm pee, and printouts of famous presidents and supreme court justices are then added on top of the "banana."

Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."

After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.

A "Carl Edward Jordan Split" would be when Jordan is the "banana" and Carl and Ed cover him in peaches, cherries and fudge. Carl switches on the Illiad and curls up in a ball on Jordan's legs with pictures of Sotomayor. Ed grabs a handful of seabeans and gets in as the "whipped cream." After "eating the split" for 3 hours, they cuddle and eat all the toppings.

by Funmonger man September 14, 2009

split like a bungubung

To leave without warning

When he found his wife in bed with the paperboy, he split like a bungubung.

by Newp September 23, 2003

split wood

phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood

the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.

by Jay-Hawk October 3, 2007

wig split

a fancy word for a haircut, or getting ones "wig, split" means having ones hair piece, split.

Yo coolbreeze, I gotta go have my "wig Split" afta work.

by Cayle Funck October 10, 2003

banana split

to get the hell out of there

I'm gonna make like a banana and split

by Isaac January 4, 2004