spooky sperm

A group of pumpkin seeds spread out on a tray. Typically during the Halloween season.

Hey Kate, tonight’s Halloween Special is Spooky Sperm! OMG I love pumpkin seeds!

by KennethG November 6, 2020

sperm in law

When a woman has a baby conceived using anonymous donor sperm, the individual her parents blame for all the child's undesirable traits is the "sperm in law"

Our new grandson cries when we put him to bed. Our sperm in law probably did that.

by Neoal July 25, 2014

Sperm Whaling

When you joint urethras with a beta male and shoot your goo down his tiny cloaca

Oh shit I'm boutta cum, oh fuck oh fuck oh FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK UUUGGGHHHHH UUUGGGHHHH TAKE MY CREAM, YOU SLUT OH SHIT I'M SPERM WHALING YOU OHHHHHHH YOU DUMB CUCK JESUS FUUUUUUCK

by Billeffencosby November 11, 2019

sperm skin

When your so fucking white, that you blind others with your mayonnaise ass skin.

Damn, your nickname should be sperm skin because you look like Howie from The Bench Warmers.

by Cum basket November 23, 2016

Sperm Frube

When you cum in a condom then its left on the bedside table, in the morning the girl is hungry and she see's the condom full of spunk so then decides to drink it like a frube!

think of a frube! .......Sperm Frube

by Frubes49 December 11, 2011

Sperm Bank

Facility where you are paid for your saved ejaculations!

“Louisiana Sperm Bank, You Squeeze, We Freeze It!”

by Nitrohead21 January 19, 2018

Sperm Me

(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.

Ahhh, Sperm me x3

by Daddy Asher June 4, 2021