Alabama Shuffle

During sex a woman hops off and gets on your thighs and straddles it while farting on you.

Dude! My wife finally did the Alabama Shuffle on me last night. That ass rip was smelly though!

by Jaboy9998 July 22, 2020

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

Hollywood shuffle

The (Hollywood Shuffle) is when a nice guy pursues a girl who then proceeds to friend zone or ignore him. These females then tend to go for the hollywood types and eventually try to crawl back to the nice guy after being abused & reused.

Look at Nicole, she did the hollywood shuffle with Adam.

by Jonny 411 September 13, 2020

DECKER SHUFFLE

A driving technique that eludes all police forces. It consist of prism driving and the balls to run cops into tree. A guy called Decker created it while dancing to music.

That man ain't stopping hes doing the decker shuffle

by Sandwhichcreator September 11, 2022

MGE shuffle

The MGE shuffle is a tf2 term for when somebody who thinks that they are extremely good at the game (most likely scout mains) presses the A and D keys very quickly multiple times.

Person 1: 'That scout main was doing the MGE shuffle at me'
Person 2: 'Was he good at the game?'
Person 1: 'No I won 10-2'

by athemwdkl w October 24, 2022

Shit Shuffle

The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.

“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”

“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”

“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”

by Giveupcontrol September 19, 2022

The Caleb Shuffle

To cheat in a card game by poorly shuffling and adding desired cards to the top of the deck.

Caleb: Welp, that's a Glinthorn Buccaneer off the top deck. GG Boys.
Nick: Fuckin cheater did The Caleb Shuffle.
Andrew: He's been doing it for years...

by Salty Loser January 10, 2022