jake sands

a annoying little midget that talks rubbish everyday and pi***s you off 24-7

Jake sands is annoying and small

by George pig July 6, 2018

flipping sand

Action. When one jerks off while others and sleeping and flings the cum onto others.

Goddammit Jeff was flipping sand last night.

by Team Puma November 12, 2016

Tunnel sand

Tunnel sand is a type of sand that a railway/railroad tunnel will produce organically. In the past, tunnel sand has proven to be quite explosive in nature which is triggered by the act of a locomotive entering any tunnel that is producing tunnel sand. Tunnel sand is also the type of sand that is widely used in children's sandboxes in playgrounds.

Gee whizz, I sure hope this tunnel sand doesn't explode.

by letmesubmitanamealready May 19, 2017

bash sand

To bash sand up one’s ass

I was going to tell my employer to bash sand after I was told to do something

by Anonymous moose knuckle September 21, 2023

Leaning on sand

Expression used when somebody is relying on something unstable to hold up his/her argument or point of view.

Guy: "Hey pal, I'd love to agree with you but you're clearly leaning on sand, there."

Pal: "Whatever guy, I know I'm right."

by Lvei P March 12, 2022

sanding pinocchio

masturbating for a guy

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.

by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008

sand blastin

The act of an elderly man who hasn't ejaculated in 10+ years raining dusty cob web infested sperm on the face of a barely legal woman.

Omg I watched my bitches video of her sugar daddy sand blastin the fuck outta her. Shit was hot AF 😍💦

by Punnymuthalikr December 31, 2016