horseback riding

the best sport of all time. you just sit on the horse's back while it jumps over some fences or flips out. as for you jackasses who say horses are gay or w/e bullshit you people say about our equine companions, you should all fall in a holee and then die and then get eaten by some homo.

MELANIE:wow i just had the most relaxing and fun ride on my horsee!
SOME TWAT:horseback riding blows ass. what a waste of time.
**thud.....gunshot......chewing noises**
MEL:ha you just fell in a hole, died, and got eaten by a homo! you deserved it you waste of semen!**spits on dead twat**

by p-lante December 9, 2008

Riding the Bull

verb – the act of vomiting in the toilet whilst grabbing the toilet seat as if the seat were a pair of horns on a bull. This act usually takes place in a public restroom where the seats are best suited for the act (closed ringed seats to not work for Riding the Bull).

“OMG, that girl is SO Riding the Bull in the bathroom – I can hear her three stalls over.”

by knot chris November 26, 2011

Ambulance Riding

Noun.
The practice of following an ambulance when it has its sirens on, which promises an expedient trip as all cars in front of the ambulance will have pulled off, and will not have returned to the road before you pass them.

"Dude you got here pretty fast."
"Yeah, well, I went Ambulance Riding."

by Keegan K. November 24, 2007

robocop-riding-an-unicorn

A marvelous mix of creatures that have the ultimate answer of the universe . IT IS THE SOLUTION OF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS as well as beautifull :D

omg whats that !
is that a plane ?
is that the super-man ?
no its the robocop-riding-an-unicorn!

by cona da tia December 10, 2010

riding the bull

fucking a chick, preferably fat, in the ass after she gave you head. you than tell her she gave the worse head ever and she'll try to get up and stop you from buttfucking her. if you can stay in her ass for 8 seconds your a cowboy.

i made oprah suck my dick before i fucked her in the ass so i decided to ride the bull.

by synasthetic February 24, 2005

Riding Dirty

Having anal sex. Riding dirty refers to having anal sex or anal intercourse, usually without a condom.

My gal loves me riding dirty.

by Bill Alan August 15, 2006

godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar

possibly the greatist thing ever thought of.

Joe: So I was think of geting a tattoo.
John:Of what?
Joe: godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar
John:OMFG thats the greatest thing ive ever heard!

by John-Dose Backflips April 2, 2009