ratio justice

Ratio-ing the hell out of a grossly unjust tweet.

We need to bring CCP's tweets justifying their genocide of the Uyghurs and their organ harvesting practices to ratio justice.

by anonymous March 13, 2023

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Lawsuit Ratio

Similar to common Accounting Ratios used in Financial Analysis, the Lawsuit Ratio allows for a sufficient evaluation of a decision based on legal risk related to gains. It can be evaluated in a qualitative or quantitative way, and is calculated by using the formula:

Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Chances of Lawsuit / Potential Gains

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Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Current or future lawsuit projected Net Loss based on x decision / Current Revenue of x (or projected)

As LR approaches ZERO, the scenario becomes more favorable.

a. Because Jeff Bezos is an aggressive egg head and uses data for bad things, he had to settle out of court with William Sonoma.

Lawsuit ratio of Jeff Bezos selling identical products to William Sonoma = $25M Settlement / 1% of yearly revenue from those products

Astronomical Lawsuit Ratio!

b. If Bezos made a rocket to space that had ZERO negative effects on environment / ethics / or public opinion AND it was guaranteed that the net revenue per year of operation would be +$120B, then Lawsuit Ratio would be great :).

Lawsuit Ratio = Zero chance of lawsuit / $120B earnings

LR = 0 :)

by ovo1bro August 10, 2023

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4:1 Ratio

Some heteosexual people will deal with this, where in order to have someone of the opposite gender fall in love with you, you first must have 4 people of the same gender have sexual thoughts about you.

"hey, you got any bitches on your dick?" "nah, I'm dealing with this 4:1 ratio right now"

by musica1234567890 February 6, 2021

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