cameron paradox

The act of making someone to laugh at an unfunny joke no matter what

That joke wasn’t funny.

Did you get the joke
Yes I did

Then you would be laughing
But it wasn’t funny

That means you didn’t get the joke
You just put me in a Cameron paradox didn’t you.

by Ctand December 8, 2023

lizzo paradox

The paradox in where women will blindly call each other gorgeous, but when compared to eachother forget said claimed beauty

Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"

Man:*holding up picture of a morbidly obese woman* rate this woman on a scale of one to 10
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox

by Coaker 12378765432 December 10, 2023

Twin paradox

When one identical twin calls the other one ugly; is she really calling herself ugly?

“Solchelys said that her twin sister Solrelys is butt ugly, but she looks just like her? It’s that twin paradox.”

by Huh 2020 November 2, 2019

The Elevator Paradox

So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.

Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..

by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019

Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule

"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"

by Prisme November 5, 2021

Paradox

slang

'para' being slang for "pair of" and 'dox' meaning to have your phone number and address be leaked. so paradox refers to when someone doxes two people at once. It is seen as a flex to those in hacker online chat rooms.

Guy 1:His social security number is 5768 and hers is 67049 and his phone number is 50963 while hers is 5067.
Guy 2: bro! no way you just hit a paradox. guy 3 is gonna be so jealous!
Guy 1: hey man, it's just what I do best.

Guy 2: heard guy 3 was too busy having a three-some to hack into their accounts tonight.
Guy 1: that's embarassing.
Guy 2: yeah.

by bestie b0b0 November 15, 2021

Chibi Paradox

This term is used to describe a person that says something that paradoxes with what was said earlier.

Chibi: Why u guys don't cheer when I win?
*some time later*
Person: Wow, good job Chibi!
Chibi: No, don't say good job!
Person: Damn, chibi paradox!

by LoneyMacaronii October 5, 2021