Couch Pumpkin

when a fat butted bitch hogs the couch for an extended length of time

"that couch pumpkin is still playing that stupid fucking game."

"what a cunt."

by dragunWarrior February 20, 2012

Couch Patato

A lazy person who sits on a couch and be lazy all day

Dont be such a couch patato

by Couch patato666 May 9, 2023

Community couch

A girl that fucks around with a lot of guys in the same group. Or snapchat whore that does nothing but sends nudes to every guy that adds her.

"Why would he want Brenna she's the community couch?"
"Fuck if I know. She's easy? Hope he doesn't grab bed bugs and fleas."

by Keb42 April 4, 2016

Couch Chowder

A crude seminal discharge, created by Colorado Frat boy after he prematurely ejaculates to someone's daughter.
A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.

Those frat boys are pigs, he left a whole load of couch chowder on my furnature.

by pornstitute August 7, 2023

couch shaman

Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.

Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.

by Accedendum June 4, 2018

couch cooked

When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie

Person 1: Oi lets go dance

Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.

Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.

by confusedalien August 4, 2020

Brain Couch

When someone says the same thing you were thinking.

Ricky: That slime looks like a Ditto
Jesse: Brain couch. Get off of it.

by George the Hamster man September 18, 2014