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Post Oak Middle School

If you live in Virginia don't go here, and if your a loser, don't go here. I was both of those definitions, a loser and a Virginian. I was severely bullied to the point I got sent to a mental hospital in December 2023.

Oh yeah, and everyone here vapes apparently, what else do I have to do to fit in?
"Did you hear about Post Oak Middle School?"

"Let me guess, another kid got suspended for drug dealing?"
by clyderin May 8, 2024
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I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age Eighteen
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age Eighteen
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When You Wish Upon An Oak

== Noun ==
A "special" but rather nauseating episode of Everything's Rosie. It's where Rosie and her friends go and find out how old Oakley is, however what makes it nauseating is that EVERYONE's heads squish throughout the episode, and poor Archie the chameleon got thrown straight into a hollow tree.

==Verb==
When someone wishes upon an oak, they say "One, two, three, blow!" which causes their head to squish non stop. Over time the head will be so squishy the skull will have been fractured. This can result in having a stroke or brain damage. If no medical treatment is applied to it, the person would die from wishing upon an oak.
== Noun ==

Person 1: What are your thoughts on When You Wish Upon An Oak, the Everything's Rosie special?
Person 2: It was AWFUL! Their heads kept squishing! I'm NEVER watching that episode ever again!!

== Verb ==

Person 1: One, two, three, blow!
(their head starts squishing)
(Weeks later, the person's head starts squishing so much their skull is fractured)
Person 1: I knew I shouldn't've wished upon an oak!
by ArchieTheChameleonFan November 24, 2024
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Patriot oaks Academy

School with girls who are werid but different. Guys all want mullets and bowl cuts but that's okay and the teachers all like each other and try to pull devious licks. Most are emo some are vscos and the dean is crazy caca
lorelei: hey Josh did you know baka at patriot oaks Academy is for the teachers
Josh: yes I'd did
by sad piece of cheese September 18, 2021
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.....If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom ,Hellstormism, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....
.....If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom ,Hellstormism, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025
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Post Oak Middle School

You want to watch out for kids like Brody, which will throw a ball 100mph during dodgeball that will go down your throat, and out your-

You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.

Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”

And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.

Oh and Linkin, uhh-

Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list

Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
by JustSomeRandomChild September 8, 2023
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