I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

For even mafa said it

A quick way of saying "I already knew you said that before you even motherfucking said it".

Meaning:

You already knew something before that person told you

Yes dad, for even mafa said it

by imaginethisxz March 30, 2025

How-yaall-even-struggle

How yaall even struggle

How-yaall-even-struggle

by JugDaSlug May 20, 2025

It ain’t even Half Time

A phrase used when a person, team or nation is not at their fullest capacity/ Peak yet and they are dominating a competitor.

Did you see how I just went 63-2 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱

by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021

over the course of the evening

The several-hours-long period during which you've been tossing back Silver Bullets.

I'd had a few brews from Golden, Colorado over the course of the evening, so I waited till the next day to drive a car.

by QuacksO March 5, 2024

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024