Nathan

This guy is the most amazing person in the universe according to himself. His ego makes his head look small *cough* compensating *cough*. He’s academically amazingly shit and athletically a potatoe. He’s always on the pull and has a thing for the chunky birds as they’re the easiest but thinks he’s a total player. He’s easily the most offended person on the planet, he makes a feminist look like a resilient brick wall. He sits permanently in the shadow of his best friend.

Guy1: Hey Nathan you’re so easily offended

Nathan: omfg I can’t f***** believe you have the audacity to even open you bloody mouth near me I am not easily offended, you’re the one that’s easily offended and I’m not even gay!

by Jesus CVII March 25, 2018

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When someone is really lonely and feels as though they'll never ever find love. They also tend to be above average height, a massive nerd, and a fan of maths. He just really likes maths. He's in love with Billie, but she is a fan of vegan ice cream and all of us in the community understand that's never gon happen, get over it Nathan. I'll never love you. He also likes cat and his mum hates him.

"You're being such a NATHAN today Nathan, leave the lesbian be"

by Phellie-vandecles February 24, 2017

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A guy who has a small penis (but he says that he doesn’t) and will dump you for no reason. He’s also tall and fat. He also thinks he has style but doesn’t.

"Omg! Are you friends with Nathan?"
"Yeah, what’s wrong with that?"
"Ew! Who’s friends with that dude?"

by idioticals August 21, 2018

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