max

a retarded retard that’s wears retarded cologne. he sucks dick and chews the tips off, free circumsision. if max is attracted to a girl her name has to be very feminine with a masculine nickname like, sam. he also is a rich play-boy that totally played two gays and a female by the name of all sam.

person one: max circumsized me and now i’m leaking jizz

by blobfishalberto July 17, 2019

Max

Max rages over fortnite when he loses

You are such a max

by Nibba345 November 27, 2018

Max

He is the largest asshole ever and has a micro Dick

You are a max!!

by Dinogamer786_YT November 29, 2018

max

a fucking white boy

bro have you seen max? hes so white

by travvy patty October 6, 2020

MAX

He is UGLY and he can be the most annoying person ever. But RARELY, he can be funny. NOT!

I hate you- You're such a Max!

by Modafaca January 30, 2019

Max

An Asian with a small dick

Look at that loser max

by Dunkisaurus May 22, 2018

Max

Max is one of the funniest people you've ever met. He's always cracking jokes around anyone at all times. He's a joker but he has a feminine side to him as well and likes to keep in touch with it. He can be annoying at times but overall a great guy

(Math class)
Guy: Uh, Max this girl came up to me toda-
Max: knock knock,
Guy: who's there?
Max: doctor

Guy: doctor who

Max& guy:🤣🤣🤣🤣

by xXKaWaIiKoAlAXx November 3, 2020