Matthew McConaughey

(v) Taking long and calm drives while deep in your thoughts (most appropriate when in a Lincoln)

Stressed Individual: I need to go think things through. I'm going for a Matthew McConaughey; I'll be back in a few hours.

by Narobic February 8, 2019

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Matthew Hine

Matthew Hine is a disgusting old man who has an unwashed, ugly beard and face. He doesn’t take showers, and is overall unhygienic. His underwear is always showing, usually pink and purple. No one likes this teacher, who is a pushover that spits and no one understands what he’s saying. He gives out awkward smiles and his beard is normally drenched in coffee and breakfast.

“Ew, Mr. Hine is chewing on his pen while staring at his students!”

Matthew Hine is a person everyone hates.

by M Al Hashmi February 24, 2019

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Matthew Fairchild

A man who many would die for. He has immaculate taste in waistcoats, a drinking problem and a dark secret. All hail Matthew Fairchild, a man who just deserves a little bit of happiness and is hot as fuck

Girl: Oh do you have a boyfriend then?
Me: No im in love with someone else
Girl: Wow who?
Me: Matthew Fairchild

by Averyconfusedperson September 28, 2020

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Matthew Bednarski

A narcissistic dipshit, normally used to define a male who does not laugh at typical jokes created by friends. Normally likes rich, model-like women.

That Matthew Bednarski thinks he's cooler than his coworkers!

by NotAllWeebsLikeTentacles June 15, 2019

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Matthew Woelk

There is no going back after having found a Matthew Woelk. Everyday day you'll fall more in love with his genius, genuineness, gallantry and good-looks. Matthew Woelk, also known as a "Matthew W," somehow manages to be the most attractive man you will ever meet, as well as the most compassionate. Hours could be spent revelling in his eyes, wondering at all the adventures he has gone on and pining for those piney greens to look your way. After having found a Matthew Woelk, you will want to spend hours upon hours talking to him, just so you can keep hearing his voice, and once you've heard his laughter, you'll do anything you can to hear it again and to make him smile. That smile will trigger hundreds of thousands of butterflies in you stomach, and make your brain turn to puddles of futile mush. You'll want to do everything with Matthew Woelk, and you'll never want to let him go. You'll fall for him quickly and deeply, and you'll never want to go back, even if things get hard, because you'll know you've found a good one--the best one. A Matthew Woelk.

Matthew Woelk is the most wonderful man in the world. His name should be in a thesaurus alongside "everything I've ever wanted."

by beesgobuzz131313 September 2, 2022

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