The Kobe Bryant

After you rape multiple people

(men woman or children)

As punishment for your crimes you be Is forced to have your scrotum attached using strong rope That will be attached to a helicopter

There will also be rope attached to your body to hold you uo while they fly above .
Moments after then they will rip off The body rope and let you hang by your junk

Then they would proceed to plummet to the ground killing you with the Initial impact

You hear about the sentence they gave Keenan?.

Yeah the kobe Bryant sentence was pretty brutal... I'm glad they dealt with him tho.

by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021

shit and kobe

When Mexicans take a shit, but instead of wiping and flushing, they wipe and throw it in the trash.

Dude, there's toilet paper covered in shit in your trash can!

God damn it, Maria must have shit and kobe.

by bryant.8 July 19, 2017

A Kobe

Someone who backs out of something their incredible at.

Person 1: Man I don't think I can keep playing basketball even though I have 5 NBA title rings.

Person 2: Dude your such a Kobe

by Cjstyles June 28, 2010

its kobe's favorite

A reference to the "chocolately" hazelnut spread, Nutella, in which Kobe was on the label. Since Kobe has been accused of anal rape ( and then aquited of charges ) his advertiseing "chocolate" spread is rather ironic.

1)Dude! i think those two elephants are having sex.

2)its Kobe's favorite.

by The most greasiest fart in existence. October 19, 2006

asian kobe

the only one and trully one asian that can be kobe on the courts of street basketball... his name is Eric Min. He is asian and he owns in basketball. He is black @ where it counts.. in bed and on the court... DUN DUN DUN... damn he shoots fadeaways, dunks, drives in and shoots in your face from time to time during buzzer shots... He averages 30 points per a game and has injured his hand

omg.... that guys is wearing the original authentic 24 jersey.. holy shit... its eric... ohh i mean the asian kobe...damn that foo is 6'7 .... fools pretty tall

another example... omg.. that foo just got kobed by the asian kobe !!!

by tenjin May 29, 2010

feelin kobe

Refers to the feeling of being so high that you can do almost anything like Kobe Bryant does on a daily basis in the NBA.

Oh man im so high off this sour d, im feelin kobe, time to get that tatical nuke on call of duty.

by 201dro October 26, 2010

For Kobe

What people are now to say instead of kobe when throwing something into something else.

*throws paper ball into recycling bin* “kobe!” *everyone glares* “It’s ‘for Kobe’ dude”

by Samba Mentality January 29, 2020