KEYBOARD

A bitches everybody is able to put their hands on and she doesnt really care.

Person 1: That bitch is a keyboard, a grabbed her ass and she didnt say shit.
Person 2: Damn, really? wait a minute, a check out her back space.

by Toronto Raptors January 27, 2008

Keyhole

Pounding the pussy so hard with such a massive member that it thins or demolishes the taint leaving only a keyhole shaped chasm.

DAMN! I gave that ho a keyhole last night!

by Dudeman Rokk August 15, 2011

keyboard

a device used for masturbation clitoris

oh my god, i lost my dildo so i just used my keyboard. its so much better!

by BGandAN September 23, 2005

membrane keyboard

A membrane keyboard is a horrible keyboard 8 year olds use because they think it’s good because it has rgb. It is not they suck they are the worst things to ever exist. If you have a membrane keyboard and like it I am going to assume you play fortnite and enjoy it.

I have a membrane keyboard! No one loves you.

by C8 TM March 11, 2021

Keyontae

A lil Bitch who whines about his micro penis

He(Keyontae) just a lil bitch

by big ole long tentcle dike May 14, 2017

keyhole

A nicer version of asshole.

You friggin' keyhole, shut up!

by RedRabbit October 1, 2004

Keyhole

Town drunk of Sauk Prairie. Do not headbutt or you will be injured. Has been known to "keyhole" a beer in .85 seconds and did a keg stand of 4 minutes and 20 seconds. Has retarded people assist him rolling joints. He had to wear a 40 lb. vest in jail.

Keyhole can keyhole a beer in .85 seconds.

by Billy Tomcat January 5, 2005