Jordan is a annoying, old looking, horny ass person. He has no chance in getting a good girlfriend and is no where close to being smart. He never shuts the fuck up.
by SHADOWBOI!!@## February 26, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a amazing guy he has the biggest dick anyone could ask for.
If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.
If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
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If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.
If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
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I like Jordan
by I like Jordan July 14, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. This guy is the creepiest motherfucker ever. If you ever meet one, run for the hills because he was probably stalking you already before you even met. And if you do know a Jordan and he's not creepy, just give it a bit of time and then he'll show his true colours of being a weird mf.
Person 1: Hey, have you met Jordan yet?
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.
by _cool_guy_69_ December 8, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. she is the most beautiful person in the world and if you get to be her boyfriend then you can call yourself the luckiest person in the world
by Ladykiller534 May 10, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. by Hey butch February 9, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A ginger with a mouth that's bigger than his brain and likes to annoy people.A Jordan is also a person that never shuts up and teases relentlessly. He acts all cool but he can be a good friend. Jordan's do not now the meaning of the word quiet.
by AmarilloSkies January 25, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the most enthusiastic person you will ever meet. He's oh so very sweet, and all Jordan's usually love animals and sports. If you ever find yourself falling in love with a Jordan, you will literally be pulled into an abyss of completely love and nourishment. They'll try their best to never let you go, and they'll be shy a bit once both of you confess your love. During the friend zone stage, he drops so many obvious hints, but he's too shy to tell you he likes you. He is the type of person who's smile can knock out girls, voice can woo anyone, and talent can get a girl to melt. Jordan's are very attractive, and are one of the most trustworthy friends. They're smart, talented, and normally have the best hairy styles.
by lovemeepmorp285 March 19, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.