sgt jones

a guy who tends to mix and confuse words and phrases that make everyone around him burst into laughter
sgt jones says "STD's come from sexually transmitted diseases. and if you buy a camry, your gonna pay for it
by brandonius316 May 18, 2011
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Maverick Jones

Hey boomer Maverick Jones
by MLG ghetto boy August 11, 2021
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Riley Jones

She is the nicest person you'll meet she is kind hearted. She dersves the world. Sometimes the world turns its back on her but she has to keep fighting. Love you your best friend.
by Your best friend, meg. October 24, 2019
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Sheena Jones

A woman like none other. She has been through a lot of pain but has the strength of a lion. She continues to seek beauty in everyone she loves. Her loyalty is her only flaw. See also- Divine Mother
If you catch a Sheena Jones, never let her go.
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jakob jones

A clown ass nigga who thinks he’s hard so he snitches on everyone who can beat his ass because he thinks it’ll impress the middle schoolers.
Don’t even waste your time with Jakob Jones.
by Cotton pickin ass nigga January 25, 2020
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becca jones

A backstabbing, horrible, lying friend that will sleep with anybody and will never keep a secret.
by #fuckit6969 December 19, 2018
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Pinball Jones

When someone kneels beneath your balls and repeatedly flicks them left and right. The term originates from common fetish associated with those who attend Pinball Jones in Fort Collins, Colorado.
That bitch hit me with the pinball jones last night
by Poopfaceman August 22, 2023
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