glass emporium

The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum

-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?

- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!

by bossrossin February 21, 2017

Glass Saxophone

Another word for a bong.

Hey man, you want to play a song on the glass saxophone? I packed a fresh bowl.

by YeezusHchrist November 23, 2018

Blow glass

Yacht exscursion in the a.m watching/ snapping the water spray out the back of the yacht as you leave the harbor.

Snapchat a clip of the moment with a caption. “Do you blow glass?”

by Mr. Leer Familiar December 8, 2018

Shitting on glass

Smooth

The pilots landing was smooth, like shitting on glass

by Kayla Conno January 21, 2019

glass vapors

Dat toxic Ether! Bad juju, nigga!

You don't want to forget to wash out your new glass or you will smoke those residual glass vapors.

by Okesp October 5, 2018

SOTA glass

state of the art glass. american made scientific glass which is the fuckin shit. at least i think so but i'm bloowwwnnn

This SOTA glass bong rips so fucking hard my eyes are bleeding tears of joy!

by fadeddd July 5, 2012

smash the glass

When you have finally had enough of a situation, people or a place of work and you realize that it's time to leave or retire before you do something drastic. You want to retire before you "smash the glass". Going peacefully on your own terms before you reach that breaking point where adrenaline and hulk like strength overcome you.
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I have to get the hell out of this place before I smash the glass!!

by Garbal42 May 13, 2021