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cat helling

Term used to define the colossal scoldings directed at your cat because he ate your chocolate cake or simply because he didn't cook the goldfish he killed yesterday to eat it.
Man, I've done cat helling to my cat for my cake....it was for my girlfriend!
by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023
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Muppet-Helling.

When you are so whiny when it comes to handling being criticized that you think that the person criticizing you is harrassing you and you threaten to take action even though it is an empty threat.
Oh boy, there she goes Muppet-Helling.
by MM132 June 21, 2023
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Congro Hearing

A fictitious hearing originated in Riverhead, New York in the early 21st century for the sole purpose of avoiding a reassignment. Although often imitated a true Congro Hearing could only be accomplished by one legend.
“Are you guys up in the afternoon or is it a Congro Hearing?”
by Bailiff Ray T July 12, 2024
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when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time
“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye
by pickle tickle August 7, 2024
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lose hearing in my left eye

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.
“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye
by pickle tickle August 7, 2024
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Over-heaping

having its contents piled above the brim or edge, spilling out and piled even on the handle
Gabby was making coffee and scooped an over-heaping amount of coffee grounds into the coffee maker filter.
by NoEqualizer February 7, 2024
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Selective hearing

Selective hearing refers to the way people only hear a part of what someone is saying — often, it's what they want or expect to hear — and miss out on the rest.

This tends to cause conflict, riffs and miscommunication in relationships.

It is also very annoying and RUDE.
Sophie Hawker 's selective hearing makes holding a conversation with her a time job.
by CHMedExpert November 27, 2023
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