Kermit Hat

A very epic hat.

Noob: Wow Jair that is a very epic hat!

Jair: No shit... it's a Kermit Hat.

by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011

Rass hat

Shortened version of Rat ass hat. Used on someone who is a rat and an ass hat, a Rass hat.

Seana- Cupcake
Cheyenne- Rass Hat.

by ThisIsYourSurprise September 04, 2016

Arse Hat

"Arse hat" someone that is full of shit, a gold medalist Oxygen thief.

Man that guy is an "Arse Hat" he is clearly talking out of his arse and has no clue of what he is talking about.

by BeauJean August 01, 2018

ratio of hat

n. ratio of hat is a massachusetts style of determining how drunk a person is. depending on the number of alcoholic beverages a person has consumed, their hat will invariably end up pointed straight up, or possibly backwards. basically anywhere but straight.

Using my powers to read the ratio of hat, i have concluded that you are schwillly.

by Nate Clements April 06, 2008

Fuck A Hat

Term used to tell people to go "fuck off" or to "go fuck themselves"

Dan: "hey Steve wanna borrow my hat?"

Steve: "what for?"

Dan: "Becuase it looks like you need to go and fuck a hat!"

by Nars Boi! July 23, 2017

shi-hats

Extreme expression of dissapointment.

Most likely derived from 'shit'.

I've missed the bus again!!! Shi-hats!

by theRealSheep February 03, 2005

the black in the hat

The long jeri-curled very black cop in the movie bulletproof, see struck match for a further description.

U-cop-"Freeze!"
Jeri-curl-"You're under arrest!"
Keets-"You're breakin' my arm Miles Davis!"
Jeri-curl-"Fuckin' pussy!"
Keets-"What are you and the black in the hat doin' folliwing me around anyway?"
Jeri-curl-"We was just in the neighborhood."
Keets-"Anyone ever told you you look like a struck match?"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift June 28, 2005