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Bogan Harry Potter 

When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.
Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"

Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
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oo.harry_potter.oo 

Probably the best TikToker ever and has only 700 something followers
Do you know oo.harry_potter.oo? Yes she’s the best TikToker ever!?

Post Harry Potter Trauma 

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

Terf Harry Potter

Any Harry Potter reference that acknowledges how J.K. Rowling is a Terf (trans-exclusionary radical feminist), but still wants to talk about the Harry Potter series in a positive way.

Originally coined by Benito Skinner on the RIDE podcast
Your green and white scarf is really giving Terf Harry Potter

The Killer of harry potter

Harry potter's parents died because they turned off the bass of Dizzee Rascal and the white pedo killed his dog.
The Killer of harry potter -Dont ever touch that feking shit again

Harry James Potter 

the most prettiest, beautiful, and kindest person ever. although he may have anger issues he is possibly the best human being. also, he deserves the biggest hug in the world.👏
example: “harry james potter can literally run me over and i’d thank him”

Harry James Potter 

adorable cutie who will instantly steal your heart.
someone: "Harry James Potter is only a fictional character"
me: "stfu"