Piss hag

A frightful looking woman. Like a crack whore, except she’s an alcoholic.

Should we go get some booze you piss hag

by Swizzle d October 14, 2023

HAGS

HerpesAidsGonorrheaSyphilis

I asked her if it was a problem I had HAGS, coz one of them isn't forever.

by Gartholemew September 26, 2017

hag gladice

A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.

Bro, your girlfriend is a total hag gladice.

The obx strip clubs are full of hag gladices.

by not samantha. May 11, 2016

Lad Hag

A women who chooses to socialise primarily with men including traditionally male only events.

Hey, whats with the women at the stag party, they are real Lad Hags if you ask me.

by Hpatps January 19, 2024

Tash Hag

like fag hags where women only hang around with the gay community - a Tash Hag is someone who will only hang around with someone with a Mustache. They are very picky about who they are seen with and a Mustache is essential to be apart of the crowd. There have been major cases in Liverpool, Birmingham and Ibiza. Parties such as Mustachio have helped make this obsession easier!!

Do you know the Mauwhorers? They're a right bunch of Tash Hags, they only befriend people with tashes - even the girls have to have one!!

by TashioTom the organic Tampon April 7, 2016

Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.

I want to go on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.

by anonymous December 17, 2024

Hag Hobble

When you get dicked down too hard and you can't walk straight the next morning.

Damn, check out Amanda's hag hobble! She must've been up late getting gigaboned.

by NumberOneBeefBoy June 29, 2024