To Hag

To hag (Verb)

To be a passive aggressive old bitch who stamps on other’s dreams.

‘I am going to hag everyone I hate at work today’

‘This bitch totally hagged me today’

‘I am going to get such a hagging at work today’.

by littlemissjoker September 22, 2014

Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.

Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!

by BobackTFox January 31, 2023

schoolyard hag

A name ultra-conservative talk radio personality Michael Savage gave to Ann Coulter in one of his rants about her. Although there is no formal definition for this word and the only reference we have of it being used is from Michael Savage, we can infer that it is derogatory and unflattering. So even if we don't know the precise meaning of the word, at least we know that Ann Coulter best fits the description of a schoolyard hag.

Look at that post-operative transvestite schoolyard hag dressed as a conservative in order to pedal books that pander to her right-wing friends.

by Serao July 04, 2010

Hag Hobble

When you get dicked down too hard and you can't walk straight the next morning.

Damn, check out Amanda's hag hobble! She must've been up late getting gigaboned.

by NumberOneBeefBoy June 30, 2024

hill hag

An old rich lady at ski resort who prays on you ski dudes.

That rich ass hill hag just bought me dinner at the lodge and blew my at her husbands villa.

by Gooman1979 February 02, 2017

Hag Bop

An upbeat song sung by a woman over the age of 40 in a Eurovision national final that typically does not do well.

"What's your favourite hag bop of all time?"
"Oh definitely Party Voice by Jessica Andersson from Melodifestivalen 2018. Such a banger"

by AzzyRazzmatazzy December 15, 2023

oul hag

a young lady whom looks old

Yer woman's alright but her mates an oul hag.

by JillEM February 17, 2014