half-glass

v. the act of not filling someone's drink to desired amount.

"Hey bro, get me some vodka."
"Ok, here's some to start."
"What're you doing, dude!? Don't half-glass is it, fill that shit up!"

"Mom, didn't I ask for a glass of Dr. Pepper?"
"Yes, I got you that didn't I?"
"No, you half-glassed it. Can I get more?"

by I Am TheOCTOPUS February 18, 2010

SOTA glass

state of the art glass. american made scientific glass which is the fuckin shit. at least i think so but i'm bloowwwnnn

This SOTA glass bong rips so fucking hard my eyes are bleeding tears of joy!

by fadeddd July 5, 2012

High Glass

A responsible use or user of Google Glass.

Always High Glass, Adrian removed his Google Glass before using the public restroom.

by pdk August 25, 2013

A Glass Seegul

to potentially frame another person while continuously set up a network of people

Person: "You know detective this guy could be a glass seegul With all these questions there must be something that is connecting this network of crime."
Detective: "I think your right"

by Coastalmike May 24, 2018

Glasses cunt

a fat cunt with glasses

“Pat you're a glasses cunt!”

by urnanisbrownbread October 10, 2019

glass tip

Like a blue veined log jam, it is when you forgot you banged that honey all night and then when you go to pee the next day the crusty leftovers block your tip and it hurts like a glass knife in the dick hole.

"Ow! Fucking glass tip! She was hot though. Totally worth it!

by Leper Khan April 20, 2018

Glasses-On-Butt

The G rated phrase used to call someone a smart ass.

Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.

Mom asks "where did they escape from?"

I reply "from prison"

Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"

by NO FILTER BITCH86 September 2, 2019