Warp Geoscience

A speculative field that studies how geological processes—tectonics, erosion, magmatism—might behave in warped spacetime or under the influence of artificial gravity manipulation. If you could contract or expand space within a planetary body, you could create underground caverns without excavation, trigger or suppress volcanic activity, or rearrange mineral deposits. Warp geoscience also considers how natural warps (e.g., near neutron stars) affect planetary geology. While purely theoretical today, it offers a framework for terraforming or resource extraction in a future where spacetime engineering is possible.

Example: “In the game, warp geoscience let players fold space to bring deep ore veins to the surface, bypassing kilometers of drilling—a geologist’s dream made possible by bending reality.”

by Dumu The Void April 5, 2026

Ivan the genshin player

a very gay faggot who gets 0 play. He also loves cheating on his ex boyfriend with other woman

Ewww youre an Ivan the genshin player??

by MrBeanerMan April 29, 2022

Pulling a Genshin Impact

The act of creating a character that is canonically above the age of consent, but has the appearance of a minor that is identifiable by many.

"I swear to god. That fucking character right there? That shit's straight up pulling a Genshin Impact."
"Holy shit, why do they look so young?"
"Yeah, you can't tell me that's not a fucking minor. That shit's seriously on Rule34?"
"Yeah, that's pretty appalling, ngl."

by flatulencenuggets December 28, 2023

Mint Picking (Genshin Impact)

Mint Picking is referred to as the act of constantly playing genshin impact when there is nothing to do in the game, as mint is a useless material and playing the game with nothing to do is useless

"what is jerry doing?"
"playing genshin impact"

"didnt he 100 percent the game"
"hes Mint Picking (Genshin Impact)"

by somethingfishyV3 July 4, 2024