Yorkshire Breakfast

When an obese female sits on an open window sill while wearing an "oversized" T-shirt, that only appears as a a normal T-shirt due to her size, and promptly displays her vagina to everyone within the room. Often having pubic hairs branching out in a formation similar to that of C'Thun from World of Warcraft.

As I was walking up my stairs, my roommate had her disgusting Yorkshire Breakfast out in the open.

by Vohkun September 21, 2016

X For Breakfast

When a person has the drug She said "What you eat this morning", bitch, I had X for breakfastX (ecstasy) for their first meal of the day. (X MAN, X MAN, X MAN)

She said "What you eat this morning", bitch, I had X for breakfast
I threw that bitch on a sandwich, no cheese, no lettuce
I ate that lil' bitch, she was super wet
I ain’t need no beverage
The way I fuck lil' shawty, she coming back for seconds

by sohfwastaken October 26, 2022

Breakfast bagel

When a person pours hollandaise sauce or some other breakfast condiment all over another persons booty hole before eating it.

"Bro when I was managing a Mcdonalds I totally breakfast bageled a girl who worked for me in the back office nom nom nom!"

by Big Dog Troy June 16, 2018

breakfast corndog

A corndog made with pancake mix and sausage

Bob:What are you having for breakfast?
God:A breakfast corndog
Bob:What is that
God:A corndog made with pancake mix and sausage, obviously made by a higher order than me, and I am GOD

by GODISHERE July 25, 2014

breakfast blackout

what happens after a big breakfast.

I ate pancakes and bacon and went to the bedroom and had a breakfast blackout

by scottys February 26, 2008

Showbiz Breakfast

A breakfast meal consisting of a black coffee, a cigarette and painkillers. Usually occuring after a heavy night out. Importantly, this is the only thing consumed before at least 4pm.

"I'm starving, I had such a wild night last night- all I've had so far today is a showbiz breakfast."

by RossLF February 13, 2009

chemical breakfast

The first meal of the day comprising of a pharmasuitacal cuisine accompanied by a H2o condiment.

Originated: under a white dichroic sky serenaded by Jacque and his ivory bellows on top of mount clubdecafe.

Tom: Ahhhhhghhggg
Susie: You don't look too well.
Tom: Agggghhggh
Susie: in need of a chemical breakfast this morning?
Tom: bugger off.
Susie: suit yourself

by Lacrajo September 19, 2013