eskimo dick

when the wee wee's not boneless or skinless; an "as is" tally wacker; a peek-a-boo pee pee; meat sword with a hoodie; king cobra anaconda; uncut ding a ling; scarfed pecker; bearded johnson; turkey neck with a turtleneck; the whole schlong ding dong; welfare weenis

He whipped out his eskimo dick and I was scared to death!

by savagebiotch79 November 14, 2024

Black Eskimo

An African American who specializes in slanging cocaine.

Who’s got the number for the black eskimo around here? I need that white girl ASAP!

by ItsWhoo July 16, 2018

Eskimo Snowballing

When you and your partner rub semen on your noses before Eskimo Kissing (Rubbing noses together).

Man: I have some cum on my nose from the Boxed Lunch !

*Eskimo Kisses Girl*
Girl: Eskimo Snowballing is so much better with you dad!

by LexLucifer December 5, 2017

Eskimo tits

Like tits but their eskimo

I want some eskimo tits today

by NateDrake December 13, 2017

eskimo family

two people who have had sex with two different people in the same family

person 1: oh shoot you slept with riley? i slept with her brother!
person 2: you know what that means… we are eskimo family!!

by liv356 July 19, 2022

Eskimo tongue twister

When you put an ice cube in your mouth and then provide oral pleasure on your partner.

Ever since I gave Jessica an Eskimo tongue twister she won’t leave me alone.

by Little Mrs Bish April 15, 2022

Stumpy Eskimo

A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.

We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.

by The WL December 11, 2017