Dan chau is a cool internet relevant arma 3 playing faggot that likes to ddos and dox people that call him harmless. he also likes to try and cyber bully people online that dont have the hit cheat skeet or vape.gg. he listens to lil peep and wants to die on the one time.
Innocent Roleplayer: Dan mate you are harmless
Dan Chau: What was that no name? ill see you offline
Innocent Aimware User: Anyone have any free AW configs?
Dan Chau: Imagine not having skeet in 2k19
Dan Chau: What was that no name? ill see you offline
Innocent Aimware User: Anyone have any free AW configs?
Dan Chau: Imagine not having skeet in 2k19
by danielchauiscoolandhard April 24, 2019
Character from the show Dan VS. He seems to be a center of bad luck almost everywhere he goes. But does he let it get to him?
...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front.
His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry.
A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)
Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)
Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)
Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)
Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))
Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)
Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)
Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.
(TO BE UPDATED)
...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front.
His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry.
A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)
Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)
Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)
Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)
Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))
Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)
Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)
Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.
(TO BE UPDATED)
by Anhilliator1 December 17, 2017
by I LOVE MARC DAN June 16, 2022
The sound made when someone is "thrown under a bus". It can be used as both an adjective and a verb.
Most two-axle buses result in an initial "dan" noise followed by a "denong" as the rear wheels complete the process.
The origin of the word is the Premier of the State of Victoria in Australia, Dan Andrews. He has refused to take responsibility and publicly states he does not know who makes decisions. To avoid responsibility he threw his health minister under the bus to avoid blame himself. His ministers and public servants have also followed his lead, blaming others to avoid responsibility for the mismanagement of coronavirus outbreaks.
Dandenong is also a suburb in Victoria.
See also, "thrown under the bus".
Most two-axle buses result in an initial "dan" noise followed by a "denong" as the rear wheels complete the process.
The origin of the word is the Premier of the State of Victoria in Australia, Dan Andrews. He has refused to take responsibility and publicly states he does not know who makes decisions. To avoid responsibility he threw his health minister under the bus to avoid blame himself. His ministers and public servants have also followed his lead, blaming others to avoid responsibility for the mismanagement of coronavirus outbreaks.
Dandenong is also a suburb in Victoria.
See also, "thrown under the bus".
"The Premier dan-denonged his health minister so he could avoid responsibility for the coronavirus breakout"
"I'm going to dan-denong Bob, otherwise they're going to blame me."
"I'm going to dan-denong Bob, otherwise they're going to blame me."
by Danish Prince September 28, 2020
by SpenderMoMoney March 15, 2017
A video game developer who has transcended pass life and became god. He prefers to go by Shin Kuroto Dan or Kuroto Dan Desu. Also takes on the form of Kamen Rider Genm and discovered the Bugster virus and created the Gashats. Will terminate any Gashat that was not approved by him. Son to Masamune and Sakurako Dan. Murderer of Kiriya Kujo and killed by the Bugster known as Parad but brought back to life by becoming a Bugster himself with 99 lives.
Kuroto Dan the man who became god has perished by a Bugster
Emu: Hey Kuroto-san
Kuroto: it’s Shin Dan Kuroto
Emu: Okay Shin Kuroto-san
Emu: Hey Kuroto-san
Kuroto: it’s Shin Dan Kuroto
Emu: Okay Shin Kuroto-san
by Razorgiraffe November 07, 2020