CRIME SCENE

A post-abortion vagina. Intermenent tell death.

I put my dick in a "crime scene".

by Rancorpig May 5, 2020

crime.

a word cats on steam use to describe a mod in a game hearts of iron 4

Cat 1: crime.
Cat 2: crime.
Cat 1: xaxa
Cat 2: xaxa

by urdjrlpay June 10, 2023

legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms

"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"

by toilet struggler January 28, 2023

Crime insanity

When criminals plead guilty to a crime of lesser seriousness than what they were convicted of, and afterwards being proud of said fact.

Crime insanity? A perfect example would be a Baltimore man recently convicted of 18 criminal counts including attempted murder and all he got was 6 months or less in jail for some stupid arson charge. This dude is now on tv claiming he shouldn't be out. What crime insanity.

by Sexydimma January 13, 2022

Crime

Something completely legal... until you get caught.

Every crime is right, unless you're found out.

by Silver Nightray August 22, 2017

Crime

Semantic Bullshit

Because there was no malice behind it, the crime was only manslaughter instead of murder

by kozynthetaquito October 23, 2023

crime-buster

An individual who is fixated on bringing not existent problems to light.

Someone who is a crime-buster will claim that they’re speaking the “truth” or exposing something for what it really is, despite having no reason to be investigating the topic matter.

Darryl: I can’t use my phone for 3 days now because my roommate Kaden tried guessing my password so he could monitor my social medias.
Dawson: Well, that’s what you get from rooming with a crime-buster.

by Cecil The Cave Troll October 8, 2023