A coffee crown is a noun. Used when one has consumed so much coffee they become inebriated. It only lasts a few hours but the hangover is similar to that of a blacked out night, uncomfortable and generally excruciating. Each person's coffee crown may be different in size but usually, a coffee crown is an average of 20 cups of coffee during a 23.5 hour period.
by kaffeeaddict May 08, 2019
Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!
guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
by palindrome216 July 06, 2011
by Not ChristianW March 27, 2018
When you have a normal cup of coffee with creamer and you add more coffee to it and have to match your previous creamer with the proper amount of additional creamer, so you have to experiment to make it just right and the experiment can go horribly wrong and ruin the entire cup. Like Frankenstein.
by RKBizzle February 17, 2014
by Wizerd1889 October 01, 2019
The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.
On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.
by The Car Passing You February 27, 2010
by Reaker May 31, 2018