Shit Coffee

Another name for Kopi Luwak

I wonder why people pay up so much for shit coffee

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Chris coffee

A ginger piece of shit that everyone hates and looks like Ed Sheehan.

Wow that kid is a fucking loser , he’s such a chris coffee

by Squiddick January 3, 2019

Coffee Crown

A coffee crown is a noun. Used when one has consumed so much coffee they become inebriated. It only lasts a few hours but the hangover is similar to that of a blacked out night, uncomfortable and generally excruciating. Each person's coffee crown may be different in size but usually, a coffee crown is an average of 20 cups of coffee during a 23.5 hour period.

I had a coffee crown all day, killer let down.

by kaffeeaddict May 8, 2019

coffee money

A small amount of money given to an often homeless software engineer so that they can sit at a cafe and write open source software.

I can't pay you what you're worth, but I have some coffee money for the code you have.

by codes4coffee November 23, 2019

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

No-Coffee-No-Talkie

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.

"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No-Coffee-No-Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".

by Wizerd1889 October 1, 2019

Wilkins Coffee

A famous coffee brand with commercials that include puppets named "Wilkins" and "Wontkins", which were made by Jim Henson.

Wilkins You have any Wilkins Coffee in your house?
Wontkins No.

by It's-a me, Isaac! December 29, 2020