Cheetos

What 92% of kids will die off of.

He eats 1 bag of cheetos every hour, he will eventually die.

by damagedloser June 20, 2017

Hot cheeto girl

a girl who wears airforce 1s and has long ass nails.

Dude Trisha is such a hot cheeto girl.

by zoralfe September 14, 2021

Word Cheeto

The junk food of information, a word cheeto is shallow, junk data that someone forwarded from a fake news site or a some Karen's blog. This information has about as much legit as a cheeto actually has cheese.

Fam, if you're gonna talk about health issues, go read a realbook and stop @ ing me with your word cheetos you saw on Facebook.

by loztnausten July 17, 2020

Cheeto

Derogatory term for Donald Trump, deriving from his fake tan and ginger toupee, as well as both Trump and Cheetos being “artificial, bad for you, bad for America, and likely to leave you with...a weird aftertaste” (Maura Judkis, Washington Post ‘16)

Also in variants such as President* Cheeto, Grand Cheeto, Cheeto Jesus

I wish the Joint Chiefs would forcefeed President* Cheeto some Adderall so he could handle being briefed by someone other than Fox News.

by LegalDrugDealeRx January 14, 2018

bacon cheeto

a Cheeto with bacon rapped around them.

Joe: Ey man you got that bacon rapped cheeto other known as a bacon cheeto??
Bob: HELL YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!

by Tikka Jakobo May 21, 2018

cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.

Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.

by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022

The Cheeto reaper

The reaper is in his 70s he is donald trump he is made of the ancient cheeto dust andreaps on the innocent souls and healthcare plans of innocent republicans and democrats

If you see the cheeto reaper

by I_=_reaper March 14, 2017