you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"
Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.
by mistahtom May 17, 2006
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DAMN YOU, YOU TRAITORS

Eren: DAMN YOU, YOU TRAITORS!
*turns into a titan*
by animelover94903 July 01, 2021
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you drink it you buy it

when a person says i got you a drink or shots but soon as you drink the drink the person who got them dont pay.
jake got everyone a round of shots. but then refuse to pay due to if you drink it you buy it
by cheapboys January 27, 2017
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If you know you go

The best spots are that way because they are little-known gems.

The term is shorthand for “if you don’t know about insert amazing place to surf/skate/mountain bike/climb/board/fish then I am not going to be the one to tell you.”
dude 1: "... hey bro where'd you surf today?"
dude 2: "Old faithfuls. It was firing - sick barrels, hardly anyone out"
dude 1: "Oh noice. Where the heck is that place? Someone else was sayin' it was going off the other day"
dude 2: "If you know you go..."
by All Your Surf July 15, 2019
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you

you sexy thang you think you got it all but you don't your a beast that's fat and nobody likes you and you think the girls love you don't because your bi hahaha bitch
your a beast that no one likes
by bitch your ugly May 13, 2009
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you live and you learn

What your parents say when something shitty happens to you.
Me: dammit I couldn't get in line on time because you guys took too long to get ready.

Parents: sorry honey : '(
Me: now I won't get the brand new Britney Spears MILF edition sex doll!

Parents: you live and you learn !
by Omega_College_Dog December 28, 2016
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you thought you ate

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thinking you ate a argument but didn’t even touch the plate. you thought you did that, you thought that someone was going to hype you up for that.

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girl1: ew.. your wearing like 10 pounds of makeup. I could never! Am I right girls?

girl2: you thought you ate that? like you actually believed . you ate? Only thing you ate is dirt.

girl3: ^^

everyone else: ^^
by user55533321 December 03, 2021
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