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National bald head day

Hey it’s national bald head day expose ha bald ass
by Bucketgetta November 19, 2019
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bald short baby

nico is a bald short baby
by ilovemayo March 31, 2019
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Bald Princess

Women who shaved their head for non-medical purpose and liberating themselves from heteronormative rules regarding women's appearance.
I have seen bald princess on YouTube. She became bald in order to equalize women on rock music scene.
by marija_w April 3, 2019
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Bald Bobby

A man so incredibly bald, that you could pick your teeth on his head. A man that is so bald that he also is deemed one of the worst names, (Bobby)
Kevin: Hey Bobby can I clean my teeth on your head?
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019
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Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.
We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!
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Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.
Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.
by Bunsdads June 5, 2019
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james going bald

A little man who takes after his dad and goes bald
Oh he must be a james going bald cause he is losing hair

Harrison - he must be a james going bald cause he is losing hair

John - guess he must be a james going bald then
by Yes lord August 13, 2019
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