Balding Sswoup

Little nonce with no hair
Omg that’s Balding Sswoup he has no hair
by TheDadWhoNeverCameBack February 25, 2021
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Bald Martin Haters

Absolutely Disgusting, they are all little kids who will turn out to be nonces,

Bald Martin should be king, seriously bald Martin would never hurt a kid, (totally didn't happen in a morgz video) he is so sweet and bald
Bald Martin Haters are such losers!

I know right!
by Bald Martins Elf April 07, 2021
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Simons Bald Spot

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help
Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot
by Sweet Cheeks the og June 08, 2023
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Bald Black Money

Bald Black Money is a phrase you say when you destroy someone in a game or want to insult them.
I just destroyed you Bald Black Money.
by adolfnigler January 04, 2023
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Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL
"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"
by The best person obvi April 26, 2024
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Bald licking

I want to bald licking Danny bald spot he's so fuckabke
by Adk47 August 26, 2018
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hamburgers per bald eagle

a common meme on how the americans dont use the metric system
"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"
by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025
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