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Adam Benjamin

Like a regular Adam but 100x worse.

This particular type of Adam can usually be found sat eating biscuits, ice cream and crying over receipts. May also be found attempting to flirt with unsuspecting prey and failing miserably.

Popular in the gay community due to his impeccably shiny head that acts as a mirror.

TOP TIP : Stay away from an Adam Benjamin as they're probably contagious.
"This creepy guy called Adam tried to flirt with me today. It was awful!"

"it wasn't an Adam Benjamin by any chance was it?"

"Yes! How did you know?!?"
by MCdermott123 June 15, 2017
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Benjamin

He’s a gay ass bitch who doesn’t know when to fucking die, also is a retard, smells bad, small dick, looks like the Michellin man just uglier. Doesn’t know jiu Jitsu for shit thinks he’s better than everyone else but probably doesn’t know basic math
Benjamin’s such a bitch
by Droj August 23, 2019
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Verb: the act of eating out a girl (ass or pussy) soo deep that it causes reverse aging by the process of reverse birth (i.e. Reentering the womb)
On this season of HBO girls, a dude benjamin buttoned Allison Williams.
by Gyc February 27, 2015
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benjamin michael

Benjamin Michael is a true gentleman. Amazing kisser and most of all. BIG ASS DICK.
My man must be a Benjamin Michael. His dick was gigantic.
by Black scorpion lacbto June 23, 2017
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Benjamin

dont just dont try rebecca dont
just over all has dated everyone

Benjamin why just seriously a 3rd grader

he is probably dating ur best friend behind ur back but u would not know
by #NotSendra December 21, 2017
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Benjamin Johnson

A giant pile of shit, deadbeat, someone to avoid at all costs, see: fuckboi
Hey, do you like that guy? Hell nah, I don’t fuck with Benjamin Johnsons
by Littleboobookittyfuck July 3, 2018
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Benjamin

A person with an Afro, A fatneek thicc as hell, eats anything, gorgeous titties, the embodiment of beauty, says the n word even though he cannot, has no ethical filter will say anything. (Likes KFC)(Might have a black kink)
"Nigga come over here", said Benjamin.
"you can't says that you benjamin"
"give me food you moon cricket"
by Captain Benjamin November 3, 2020
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