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Alt-ard

A right wing extremist, inverse to left wing extreme SJW wokeflakes yet on the same coin in that both are preachy, condescending, often hypocritical or self conflicting, and make up the most extreme ends of their respective political spectrum areas.

Often the most aggressive and obnoxiously vocal of the political right despite being defensive to all criticism and lacking any humility or sense of possible self wrong, again, the inverse of an SJW.

Just like SJW, normally are truthfully in need of therapy and have massive yet fragile egos yet little to no personal achievements while telling others how they should live their lives.
SJW often try to paint all opposition as altards, even when truthfully proven wrong.

Altards may react with violence or intense verbal harassment when called out.
Similarly to SJW, they thrive on attention and are best left ignored and avoided since they normally cannot be reasoned with by anyone unless they possess deep psychological knowledge and have mass amounts of patience.
"Careful, I think a group were prowling around that area. I heard them mumble some anti-asian stuff about covid"

"Damn alt-ards. First the capitol storming, now this bullshit?"
by T0tty April 28, 2021
mugGet the Alt-ardmug.
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by Timothy Dogan May 3, 2025
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ALT-F4

makes your PC close a window
Guy1: wanna see a trick your PC can do?
Guy2: What
Guy1: Click ALT-F4
Guy2: Ok
-THE WINDOW CLOSES-
Guy2: WTF
Guy1: -Laughing-
by Meme Dictionary May 5, 2023
mugGet the ALT-F4mug.

Go commit alt+f4 urself

The most deadly insult of all, if you say this to someone, they will instantly disappear from existence.
You should go commit alt+f4 urself kid, ur trash
by SpeedIsKey746 January 5, 2023
mugGet the Go commit alt+f4 urselfmug.

a2zQ's alt

Someone else to ban now as they are an alt.
"Look at their age, it's only two years, they are obv an alt of a2zQ.", "Oh, look it's (someone I dislike)casual, time to say he's a2zQ's alt like it's the Cold War with Russian spies, that are just people I dislike."
by casual_degenerate#7475 September 24, 2021
mugGet the a2zQ's altmug.

Alt-right

A subset of right wing ideology that rejects the idea that all races are equal. This subset includes white supremacists, white nationalists, neo-nazis, etc.
The Alt-right has some disgusting beliefs
by Eushshtb November 2, 2023
mugGet the Alt-rightmug.

rank alting

Playing a game on a separate account to avoid playing with people your rank or skill level.
Different way of saying smurfing for people in denial about what they are doing .
This guys rank alting what a looser!
by CO0p3r March 13, 2024
mugGet the rank altingmug.

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