Shits about 20 times a day and snorts coke monthly screeches when you steal his kill in any game and changes his hair color every 2 month
by Cenki May 15, 2022
Get the Alanmug. by bigblasiantiddies June 9, 2022
Get the alanmug. The hottest and sweetest guy ever, but he doesn’t know that cause he’s so shy. Usually has so many girls around him who wanna be with him, but he ends up not realizing it.
“who’s that hot guy on that has all those girls following him?”
“that’s alan! he has no clue why they’re following him”
“that’s alan! he has no clue why they’re following him”
by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021
Get the alanmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the <7.9.6.7.>Why Would Terry Alan Crews have Children When He Is Unable To Care For Them<7.9.6.7.>mug. by Croc77 March 8, 2022
Get the Alanmug. A nice, funny, sarcastic, charming man who cares for the one he loves most. You might never hear “I love you” come out of his mouth but you see that he does when you look him in the eyes. His smile is amazing and can make your heart melt. He is above average down low but not to big, he is the man you want. His heart is big but can be over shadowed by his pride and stubbornness. Alan has many flaws but alphas many more perfections. The Alan I know had child hood trauma so this might not apply to all “Alan’s” but I’m just speaking from experience. He is very smart and sometimes will amaze you with how smart he really is, but at times he can be an idiot. Like I said you might never hear “I love you” but if you do that means your very special to him and if you leave you’ll break him.
“Alan is nice at times but can also be extremely prideful” Girl 1
“I love Alan but he never says it back, I think I should break up with him” girl 1
“I’ve never heard him say those words, that’s just how he is. Take a good look at his eyes when you say it next, you’ll see it” Alan’s mother
“I love Alan but he never says it back, I think I should break up with him” girl 1
“I’ve never heard him say those words, that’s just how he is. Take a good look at his eyes when you say it next, you’ll see it” Alan’s mother
by the only Nameolygest October 18, 2020
Get the Alanmug. 