heatheritis

condition where one has a lisp, needs diapers, needs to wear an eyepatch, gets diaper rash from pool water easily. Has the mind of an infant.

Look at that girl, she must have heatheritis.

by babypiratesnapchat2 April 4, 2023

Heather

While a normal Heather is someone fun and beautiful, 1 In 100 Heather's has a weird red mullet thing and never stops talking. This 1% of Heathers snowboards and digs ditches for hours.

Wow. Heather is not like most Heathers. How annoying.

by anonymous November 25, 2023

heather

literally drop dead gorgeous, can be a baddie and softie at the same time, switches emotions really fast, makes you fall in love with her, juicy kitty, don’t cheat on her or she will pull a sza and kill you

“damn heathers so pretty”
“yeah no shit, but she killed her ex”

by dayday woosh February 25, 2023

hEaThEr

Everyone wants to be her for example

∞TikTok∞
As i watch her eyes as she walks by

She such an heather
I really want to be like that heather!

by AshnikkoII November 3, 2020

Heather

Your crush's crush

Boy: I like Amanda, but she likes Jenny.
Boy: My crush likes Jenny too! She's such a Heather.

by Lil Bunny Bubbles September 9, 2020

Heather

A loyal, kind, considerate girl. She has wavy/curly hair that she straightens, but doesn't need to. She's a black belt in karate and a girl Scout. You're probably one of her oldest friends.

Heather's so sweet. I've known her forever!

by 7heroesmustanswertheCall October 29, 2019

heather

an amazing song that was ruined by straight tiktok

friend: omg your heather

me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now

by beanie haha lol December 20, 2020