When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.
“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
by Tf2manager July 3, 2025
Get the Heather Marriagemug. friend: omg your heather
me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
by beanie haha lol December 20, 2020
Get the heathermug. Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
by busterisheresis November 12, 2019
Get the Heathersmug. heather is an amazing girl with lots of secrets. she is very quiet but has a lot of nasty and mean thoughts about other people. If you know heather, keep her close she is a goof friend when you get to know her. but not close. she will kill you.
"omg, there's heather".
by thedeafqueen November 1, 2020
Get the heathermug. Incredible human being so full of grace and spirit, the world was never quite sure what to do with it.
by Arcaneacro September 21, 2019
Get the Heather Hartmug. If I were the Heather, I would entale you all the greatest definite of her, they are all scams except that one Heather. Any other Heather is, a bimbo, slut, addict, or manic. But, this only one of a Heather, was and still is, euphoric through the consistent portrayal of her ever-lasting life. Her mind is the fire from the start of life, and her heart will care on even all the smallest pieces of the unknown. Her body, timeless and, it will always stay immaculate. From her time of innocence, she was a walking divide between the eyes of any man, but in the ruthless dynamic of grade and persistence, she's the purest of us all. I would follow Heather through the ends of time to know that she was even so, my deity. Beyond lucrid antimony of genetics, I will always bereave in her name, at any point. Heather paved the brainbow, the lawn, and sooner you meet her, the closer opportunity to Good.
by Ifweallknewthewords22411 February 16, 2024
Get the Heathermug. by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Heathermug.