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Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin is someone that you don't like. It could be used instead of saying the following: Bitch, Whore, Jerk, Dick, Dickhead, asshole, douche, douche bag, etc.
Person: I stole your boyfriend.
You: You fucking ass goblin!
by bonehead wigglebutt October 4, 2010
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womb goblin

a baby. the worst STD imaginable. 18 years of pain.
you think that womb goblin will be gone in 9 months? no. that's for life.
by greek.fire June 22, 2011
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meme goblin

An individual who emphatically enjoys creating, citing, and discovering memes that can be equated to a goblin's infatuation with gold.
My boy is always on Reddit scrolling through memes. He's such a meme goblin.
by Brovamber April 26, 2017
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crotch goblin

A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.
Holy snap!! That crotch goblin is eating the leftovers of my underwear.
by Ener January 20, 2007
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Green Goblin

Steven - Hey Ben, that chick has a really big chin
Ben - She must be the Green Goblin
by Bob Leetpants February 19, 2008
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Nob Goblin

A game where if one man is caught wit his legs spread at anytime andother man shouts Nob goblin and racks him in the nuts
Guy 1 sitting on bench with legs spread
Guy 2 casually walks over to Guy 1 and all of a sudden shouts "NOB GOBLIN" and racks Guy 1 in the cahones
by vots69 February 1, 2010
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Piss Goblin

Piers Morgan is a piss goblin of the highest order.
by Celticon May 3, 2022
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