A intercourse type of act done between two men or women, Where you have intercourse with someone from the Southern States, while covered in dirt on your knees and shoulders, or even mud. (Usually only done in America).
"Man did you hear? That girl's pretty good at giving people a Dirty Yankee!, I got one yesterday, It was really hot but weird."
by RedMantis2077 July 27, 2021
Get the Dirty Yankeemug. by thewhitewenderstrikesback January 30, 2025
Get the Yankee Dankee Doodle Shitemug. When you are having sex with a girl on her period, finish inside her, and then proceed to eat out the remnants with a blue jolly rancher in your mouth.
by Abchshgrjdj May 15, 2025
Get the Angry Yankeemug. A Yankee Tax is an added fee applied to especially to, but not always, to {Yankees}, or other outsiders in the South, that locals are not asked to pay, due to their behavior, demanding attitude, or general rudeness. The Yankee Tax is usually paid by the Yankee either without knowing it, as Yankees believe Southerners are all stupid, or reluctantly, as when they feel they have no choice.
Example #1: (at a Yard Sale)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)
by The Confederate Wordsmith October 7, 2019
Get the Yankee Taxmug. When you or your partner grabs onto your penis, and stuffs it into your rectum (Putting it downtown) whilst you finger your partners rectum (downtown)
Man, last night was crazy when my partner had diarrhea during our Downtown Yankee. It got in my eye!
by Dr cooch sniffer July 23, 2024
Get the Downtown Yankeemug. by Wankee my wankke June 3, 2018
Get the Yankee my wankeemug. A worldwide terrorist being hunted by every single bounty hunter and Military squad, the most dangerous terrorist since Osama Bin Laden, he actually started the furry community as well
Yankee with no brim is $0.69 years old and lives on Keanu Reeves hairline
The bounty on him is 400000009999
Yankee with no brim is $0.69 years old and lives on Keanu Reeves hairline
The bounty on him is 400000009999
by Antifriz November 22, 2022
Get the Yankee with no brimmug.