Dick Wrinkle

A word used to insult someone who is strange looking

D : ( A strange looking individual ) Hi R

R : Fuck you Dick Wrinkle

by RubenScoobin October 8, 2025

Keep it wrinkled

Trying not to have a boner, not making your penis skin tight with an erection

Guy 1: Going in a date tonight
Guy 2: Keep it wrinkled!

by Wrinklemaster234 April 17, 2018

Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military

Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles

by LightandWavy May 22, 2020

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

Titty caught in the wringer

In the days before dryers a washing machine had a thing on the side that had two rollers and a crank handle. The rollers were close enough to wring the laundry to squeeze out the excess water. Hence the name “Wringer.” If a woman got to close while wringing out the clothes she could get one of her breasts caught in the wringer.

“Oh man! She’s in a lot of trouble. She got her titty caught in the wringer!”

by jehjeh3711 August 9, 2022

Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut

A butthole.

Susan, wearing a short mini skirt, bent over too far, revealing the Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut.

by MurdockCa January 7, 2023