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Dick Wrinkle

A word used to insult someone who is strange looking
D : ( A strange looking individual ) Hi R

R : Fuck you Dick Wrinkle
by RubenScoobin October 8, 2025
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Keep it wrinkled

Trying not to have a boner, not making your penis skin tight with an erection
Guy 1: Going in a date tonight
Guy 2: Keep it wrinkled!
by Wrinklemaster234 April 17, 2018
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Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military
Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles
by LightandWavy May 22, 2020
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El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position
by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022
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El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position
by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022
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Titty caught in the wringer

In the days before dryers a washing machine had a thing on the side that had two rollers and a crank handle. The rollers were close enough to wring the laundry to squeeze out the excess water. Hence the name “Wringer.” If a woman got to close while wringing out the clothes she could get one of her breasts caught in the wringer.
Oh man! She’s in a lot of trouble. She got her titty caught in the wringer!”
by jehjeh3711 August 9, 2022
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Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut

Susan, wearing a short mini skirt, bent over too far, revealing the Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut.
by MurdockCa January 7, 2023
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