weekend mohawk

Similar to a female landing strip. The thick line of Mohawk will start at your butt-hole, and end at the belly button. Be sure to have completely manicured (waxed, groomed, threaded, etc.)

I.e: “Hey Jim, pull down those knickers and show us your weekend mohawk.”

by Honeyandham June 26, 2018

Weekend Alcoholist

A person who lives a normal life on weekdays, but at the weekend gets so drunk that he/she forgets what happend to him (this whole act happens at home, lonely andwhile playing online games). The preferred beverage is usually beer.

Person 1: Oi where tf is Mike
Person 2: He is a Weekend alcoholist, so probably drinking at home

by Fannyeater34 October 6, 2018

Weekdayer

Weekdayer friendzoned icecold

I have graduated from being friend zoned to being a weekdayer. Which means I am now only worthy of hanging out with this chick as a friend during the week and the weekend is reserved for actual people who get laid.

by Instasharfmcgee March 13, 2019

Weekend Mangoes

The illegal seizure or cash and other goods that can be confiscated during a pat down by the police

Cop 1: hey dude are you down for some weekend mangoes
Cop 2: yea man I could use some extra cash because my paycheck is not cutting it.
Cop 1: alright let's go pull some innocent people over and take their money.
Cop 2: yessssssssss.

by _NO_NAME_NEEDED_ March 26, 2019

Weekend routine

Friday: smoke a little with the boys

Saturday: Huge rip at the crib, barn gets mucked
Sunday: Football with the boys

Girlfriend: You around this weekend?
Me: Sorry, weekend routine comes first

by robinsm20 April 25, 2019

weekend waver

The weekend waver was one who was an average teen or twenty-something during the very early 80s who would punch up their mundane hair with goop and spray color to look "punk" or "new wave" at punk bars on the weekend. Often spotted in parachute pants and a Police t-shirt.

Who are those weekend wavers?

by Spreggy May 24, 2019

Weekend Brain

An easy way of saying when you are so ready for Friday and the weekend! Have you ever had that feeling? Well, now its simple to say when you're feeling it!

Tanya: "Urgh! I have a weekend brain! How about you?"
Whitney: "Yup, I do too!"

by HufflepuffBookworm September 24, 2020